Nanikashira kojitsuketewa
lya na koto sakete ikiteta
Naiyou nante naiyone
Dono michi no tatsujin mo
Ichinichi ja naritatte nai
Sono risouzou mune ni daki
Muda guchi kikazu
Wakime mo furazu
Demo nakidashi soude nagedashitaku natte
Yowai jibun ni makesou naraba
Sonna jibun torikago ni ire
Tani e tsukiotose
Soshite kitto dare yori shinjite kureteru
yatsura no tame shinnen no tame
Tsuyoku nareru
Tsuranukya iisa
Yo, my brother! How's it going?
Y-You are...
Your best buddy Niijima-sama has come to back you up!
"Shinpaku Federation"
Niijima!
I need you to explain exactly what's going on!
Huh?
What the hell is that?
"Shinpaku Federation"
A flag, I guess.
"Shinpaku Federation" That's not what I'm asking you!
"Shinpaku Federation" Th-Th-This thing! I'm asking you what the hell this "Shinpaku Federation" is!
I already explained it to you before, remember?
Oh, hey, Niijima!
What the hell is this "Shinpaku Federation"?
Explain that to me!
"Niijima" "Shirahama" Explain that to me!
"Niijima" "Shirahama" What? Can't you tell just by looking at it?
"Niijima" "Shirahama" You take the first characters of both "Niijima" and "Shirahama"
"Niijima" "Shirahama" and you get "Shinpaku." Get it?
"Niijima" "Shirahama" Don't give me that! That's not an explanation!
Answer seriously!
I am asking you what you're plotting!
It's a stepping stone to achieve my ambition!
What?
Don't you get it? We're going to rule.
You and I!
Listen very carefully! With my brain and your physical strength,
we can be the most powerful group in this town!
Snap out of it, Niijima!
You need to wake up from your ridiculous dream!
Huh?
General Niijima, I'm coming in!
Excuse me!
Look! General Niijima!
General!
A-Anyway I have nothing to do with that group!
What in the world happened to you?
General!
But, now that I think about it, it is true that Niijima saved me...
Maybe I went a little too far...
I did try to hold back, but...
Apa!
I just can't seem to control my strength lately.
Apapapapapa!
Just like someone I know...
There he is! Shirahama-kun!
- We've got a problem! - Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh!
Izumi-san?
Shirahama-kun! There's this huge guy in a karate uniform,
hanging out in the garden club!
Maybe the people from the karate club came back to trash the place again.
Stop it! Don't touch the flowers!
No, I'm not going to pick them!
I was just smelling the flowers.
Thank goodness! It's Takeda-san and Ukita-san!
What are you doing here?
Well, Ukita wanted to come by and thank you for the other day.
Y-You idiot!
Y-You're the one who told me that I needed to thank him
because that's just the right thing to do!
Don't worry about thanking me.
Anyway, I'm just glad that your injuries weren't too serious.
Hmph! I don't need your worries anyway. I haven't sunk that low yet!
Oh, I'm sorry.
Hah...
Well, it's like this!
Basically I figured that I should get back into judo again!
So I joined the club yesterday.
The judo club here isn't all that, but now that I've joined them,
I'll be sure to build it up to something!
That's what's going on. Later, dude.
Wait, wait, wait!
That was really nothing but a report on the current situation.
And that wasn't what you were going to tell him, right, Ukita-kun?
I'll be sure to pay you back for the debt I owe you!
You better be ready, because I'll be back!
Hey, hey! That sure didn't sound like you were thanking him-
Shut up, you moron! Bastard!
Well, you have to excuse him for being so awkward.
Sure.
Why you...
Damn! That cow tits!
Kisara-sama sure is on a rampage, isn't she?
After all, she did get her butt kicked by that big-foreheaded girl!
Th-That's not funny, Koga-san!
Did you just say something, you son of a bitch?
Jeez! I'm sick of all of you!
This guy just can't sense the atmosphere...
Kisara-sama, I have a message for you from Hermit-sama.
He said not to get involved with the Shinpaku Federation for a while.
What?
Don't give me that crap!
I could crush a weak group like that today!
An order from the top is absolute.
Damn...
I have no idea what the hell he's thinking about... That Hermit...
Shiratori.
Yes, ma'am.
They wouldn't have a problem with me having a little conflict with someone
that I happened to bump into on the street, would they?
What?
Even if that someone happens to be that cow tits bitch.
B-But, that's...
All of you! Go find that girl right now!
Y-Yes, ma'am!
Hurry up!
But... Considering the fighting ability of the cow tits
and the fact that Hermit is sticking his nose into this...
the Shinpaku Federation may not be just a small, weak group,
but rather a very powerful, small, elite group!
"Ryozanpaku"
1, 2, 3, 4!
So, you beat them in the end?
Yup, that's right!
I tore those delinquent thugs apart and threw them around all over the place!
I wiped them out!
Wiped them out, my ass!
The one who beat the boss of the enemy group was Miu.
Is that right?
Yeah, yeah, I already know that! I just wanted to pretend. That's all!
He's sulking.
If that friend of yours didn't show up then, you would've been long gone.
Ken-chan, don't you ever overestimate yourself.
I know! I'm just... I'm just...
He's broken now.
Kensei is right, Kenichi-kun.
You got lucky this time,
- but that doesn't happen all the time. - You can have my cracker.
You must do whatever it takes to master the techniques as soon as possible.
Yeah, it always reaches that conclusion.
You're thinking, "It always reaches that conclusion"
right now, aren't you?
He can read my mind? Scary!
At any rate, I think that Shinpaku Federation might be a good thing.
Huh?
Think about it. It can work as a deterrent.
If we have many people on our side... Here you go.
We can't do that.
Huh?
If we gather many people and start acting like we're a big deal,
we'll be just like them... just like Ragnarok!
Is that how it is?
Well, it's so-called the man's pride.
Big Brother, you're so cool!
Of course.
Well, in any case, you are the one whom you can truly count on in the end.
That's right.
Way back when, I fought against the Chinese mafia group all on my own, too.
M-Mafia? Wh-What made you end up in a situation like that in the first place?
Ken-chan, there are only three things you need in a fight.
Huh?
What are they? What are those three things?
Courage, faith and...
your fists!
You're thinking, "It always reaches that conclusion," aren't you?
Yes.
Man! It sure feels great to be marching around, looking all tough!
"Shinpaku Federation"
What do you think, guys?
Feel the stares of respect we're getting from people everywhere?
It feels awesome!
Doesn't it? I know it does!
By the way,
what happened to the shock troop commander Shirahama-san?
Huh? Oh, him! He's in the middle of secret training.
But, at any rate,
I can't believe he managed to force
that many Ragnarok members into a corner all by himself!
Commander Shirahama is truly amazing!
Of course he is! After all, I'm the one who trained him!
Who the hell are you?
Shinpaku Federation is coming through! Move out of the way!
H-Hang on for a second, guys!
Th-This is bad... That guy is-
Ragnarok's Sixth Greatest Fist... AKA Hermit!
Are you deaf or what, you punk?
Hey, don't do that! Kamioka-kun!
Huh?
Answer my question. I'll let you live until you give me the answer.
C-Crap... I can't believe we ran into a guy like this when Kenichi isn't with us...
Are you all right, Kamioka?
Damn it! How dare you do that to Kamioka?
General Niijima! Just who is that guy?
General?
You idiot! Who the hell do you think I am?
I'm the General of the fearsome Shinpaku Federation, Haruo Niijima!
All of you, go back to the headquarters!
B-But!
Shut up! I can handle a little fly like that all by myself!
If you say so, we'll go and help Kamioka!
Hey, just don't worry about it!
I'll take responsibility and bring Kamioka back with me!
So hurry up and get out of here!
Y-Yes, sir!
Answer my question.
The man named Kenichi Shirahama...
Where did he learn martial arts?
Huh?
He ambushed us just to ask a question like that?
I'll wait for three seconds.
One...
Hmm... Do you wanna know the answer that bad?
Two...
Do you really wanna know the answer?
Three. Answer me!
The answer is this!
I don't know! I'm sorry!
Sir! To tell you the truth, I'm not all that close to Kenichi.
It's more like, you know, I'm just using his name and stuff like that!
So, please let me go! Please! I beg of you! Let me go!
I mean, what you did earlier was totally brilliant!
No wonder you're a higher-up of the Ragnarok!
You pest!
Yes, sir! As you say, I'm nothing but a little pest!
I hate weaklings... more than anything!
Oh, yeah! Now I remember!
Where is it? Who's training him?
Let's see...
If I remember correctly...
How the hell would I know that, you asshole?!
Fujiko-chan!
What the hell...
People don't call me "Haruo the imp" for nothing.
Even this filthy river feels like my backyard!
Oh? I see one of my men ahead!
My man is now rescued safe and sound!
That'll show you, Hermit!
Even the sewer lines are programmed in my brain!
General Niijima!
You're awake now, Kamioka-kun.
Y-You jumped in the river in order to rescue a man like me?
Of course I did.
Oh, that's right! Where's that guy?
I kicked his ass with my own hands!
Th-That's amazing!
The Shinpaku Federation is really amazing! I'm so happy I was able to
- join such a great organization! - But just like Hermit suggested,
there's something about how quickly Kenichi
has been improving martial arts skills.
It's true that I've been negligent in my research on that.
I'm willing to sacrifice my life for you, General Niijima!
All right. I guess I'll investigate that tomorrow.
Owww...
I can never get used to the training at Ryozanpaku...
At least you don't pass out anymore, and that's a major improvement.
I find it very hard to believe...
It's all right. You are steadily getting stronger.
Miu-san! Please say that again!
When you take your stance,
you should bring your arms a little closer to your body.
I guess you won't say it twice...
There's no way he'd give me a straight answer even if I asked him.
Okay, this is going to be a secret investigation!
"Ryozanpaku"
We're home!
So, that's the place, eh?
Th-This place looks kind of serious...
Not good... It won't even budge...
There must be a bar across it or something.
I guess this is progress, in that I at least found the place.
No, that's not good enough!
As the general of the Shinpaku Federation,
I must get to the bottom of his secret!
Wh-What an attractive young lady!
Um, I'm actually Kenichi-kun's close friend...
Come in.
Thanks!
Why is she carrying a sword?
Why is she dressed up like a female ninja?
My "suspicion radar" is going crazy!
Huh? Where did she go?
Hey, Kenichi Shirahama-kun!
What's this pillar doing here?
Hi! I'm Apachai!
Not this way. Go that way.
Apa...
Apapapapa...
Demon!
Hmm?
Monster!
Hey, now. That's quite insulting.
Hi! I'm Apachai!
Oh? Who may you be?
Huh?
"Gray-Haired Goblin" Gray-Haired Goblin!
"Upside Down Maiden Goblin" Upside Down Maiden Goblin!
"Runaround Goblin" Runaround Goblin!
"Drink Demon Goblin" Drink Demon Goblin!
"Deity Carving Goblin" Deity Carving Goblin!
"Old Man Goblin" Old Man Goblin!
"Daydream Goblins" Daydream Goblins!
It-It-It-It's a house of goblins!!
Boy, oh, boy...
Huh? That sure sounded like Niijima's voice...
It looks yummy...
Niijima!
Huh?
I knew it was you! What in the world are you doing here?
Kenichi!
Why didn't you come out sooner, you jerk?
Huh? What's going on?
L-Look! I think this one tastes better than me! I'm serious!
Hey, now.
I swear I'm going to survive!
I'm sorry. I don't know why but my very bad friend seems to be in fear,
so can you guys please go away?
Oh, so he's Ken-chan's friend?
Good grief...
Damn...
Apa...
They listened to you?
Y-You! Don't tell me you've been having bizarre people
like them under you!
"Under me"? No, they're my masters.
Good job, Kenichi!!
What?
Imagine those goblins become your... or better yet, they become my men...
Like I said, you've got it wrong.
Not just this town!
"Shinpaku Federation" But I'll be able to take over the entirety of Japan, no,
"Shinpaku Federation" even the entire world!
Hello! Are you listening to me?
We're going to put together a team of goblins and conquer the world!
You've got it all wrong!
"Shinpaku Federation"
Shinpaku Federation, banzai! Banzai!
Snap out of it!
Shinpaku Federation, forever!
N-Niijima! Are you okay?
Goblin!
Hacha mecha shichau nomo waruku wa nai
"Daily Devotion" Hacha mecha shichau nomo waruku wa nai
"Flap" "Flap" Hacha mecha shichau nomo waruku wa nai
Waku waku dekiru nara yarukkya nai
"I wonder when Miu actually trains." Waku waku dekiru nara yarukkya nai
"Hmm, what can I do to make ends meet?" Waku waku dekiru nara yarukkya nai
"Hmm, what can I do to make ends meet?" ltsumademo mayowanaide
"Hmm, what can I do to make ends meet?" "She's training at all times!" "Swish" ltsumademo mayowanaide
"Hmm, what can I do to make ends meet?" "She's training at all times!" ltsumademo mayowanaide
"The kitchen knife doesn't cut so well anymore..." ltsumademo mayowanaide
"You don't know what you're doing." ltsumademo mayowanaide
Egao ga kumori souna toki mo
"Shkeeen!" Egao ga kumori souna toki mo
"Shkeeen!" "Shkeeen!" Egao ga kumori souna toki mo
"Glint" "That's my Shigure-san!" Egao ga kumori souna toki mo
Shinjiru kimochi areba
"Split..." Shinjiru kimochi areba
"Split..." "Is she a master swordsmith or what?" Shinjiru kimochi areba
"Swimming club's determination!"
Yareru kara
"Ready!" Yareru kara
"Hmph, you're in for serious water resistance with those big boobs!" Wow, wow
"Beep!" Kira kira massugu hikaru afureru omoi wa
"Beep!" "Whirl" "Whirl" Kira kira massugu hikaru afureru omoi wa
"That wasn't swimming!" "I'm short." Kira kira massugu hikaru afureru omoi wa
"The Titsy"
Kitto tsuyoi pawaa ni kawaru
"Gulp Gulp" "Honoka" "Fine! Bring it on!" Yaranaide koukai shitaku naikara sou
"Hog hog chomp chomp" "Hahaha, what's going on, Honoka? Trying to be a sumo wrestler?" Yaranaide koukai shitaku naikara sou
"Yah!" "Wham!" "Shock!" "N-Nice dropkick..." Ashita ga aru kagiri susumunda
"The Mightiest Tochumaru" Ashita ga aru kagiri susumunda
"Bam!"
"Nah..." "That wasn't you."
I wish I could become closer to Shirahama-kun.
But what am I supposed to do?
Young lady over there! I shall grant your wish!
It's an alien! Stay away from me!
What makes you think you can be so rude to me?
If you do what I say, it's guaranteed that Kenichi will be yours!
Is that true?
Of course it's true! Now, come with me!
We're going to carry out the "Mission: Steal Kenichi's Heart!!"